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September 18, 2006
La fête intarissable / The party that keeps on giving

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Je sais, je sais... Il m'a fallu une semaine pour faire un bilan de la petite fête mais... j'étais pas mal occupée par des échanges infinis avec le support technique pour transférer le blog de Matt sur un nouveau serveur et la mise-à-jour de son logiciel Movable Type. Tellement long comme processus que c'est presque comme un troisième boulot! La prochaine fois que vous avez affaire à un service d'aide technique délocalisé en Roumanie ou au Sénégal, réjouissez-vous: l'aide technique par e-mail prend 30 fois plus longtemps et est 100 fois plus frustrante que de mener une conversation avec quelqu'un à quelques continents de là...

I know, it took me a week to do a party write-up but... I was non-stop busy and I still am, dealing with tech support trying to get Matt's blog to migrate servers, updating his Movable Type software, praising the way he edits my blog posts in English, etc. This is taking so long that it's almost a third job. Next time you call tech support people in India, be happy: e-mail tech support takes 30 times longer and is 100 times more frustrating than leading a real conversation with someone a few continents away...

Depuis le temps, les joyeux participants ont lu les nombreux compte-rendus du "roast" de Cathy (je prépare d'ailleurs un petit article pour la lettre d'info du Club de la Presse de Los Angeles, The 8 Ball)

By now, all the merry people involved have read the numerous accounts of Cathy's roast (I'm preparing one for the L.A. Press Club's newsletter, The 8 Ball.)

Photo Hosted at Buzznet Les divers reportages sont produits par: Cathy ou le plat principal de ce "roast" (un rituel qui n'existe pas vraiment en France à ce que je sache, et pour information, notre vieille copine de Budapest Lucy nous signale que "roast" en argot londonien fait référence à un acte odieux); sa fille admirable Maia; Amy; Luke "Je n'ai pas de permalinks car j'aime qu'on me déteste" Ford (le compte-rendu est en milieu de page, titré "I'm a trope at Cathy Seipp's roast"); LYT; l'indispensable commentateur David "First" Scott + de très chouettes photos prises par Moxie, Jackie de Londres et des petits extrais vidéo sur YouTube.

Various reports come from: Cathy a.k.a. the main dish of the roast (a ritual that doesn't really exist in France as far as I know, and FYI, our old Budapest pal Lucy warns us that "roast" in street London slang refers to an odious act); her outstanding daughter Maia; Amy; Luke "I don't have permalinks because I want people to hate me" Ford (scroll down to "I'm a trope at Cathy Seipp's roast"); LYT; unvaluable invaluable commenter David "First" Scott + great pictures by Moxie, Jackie from London and some video snippets on Youtube.

Photo Hosted at BuzznetComme de nombreux textes du "roast" ont été publiés en ligne pour la postérité, voici le message d'Arianna Huffington laissé sur répondeur et à écouter en .WAV (qui invite Cathy à faire un échange de maison et de filles adolescentes entre le Westside et Silver Lake et à bloguer sur le Huffington Post) et le très bon hommage de Ken Layne, faxé à la dernière minute et lu au micro par Matt:

Since a lot of "roasts" have been published for posterity, here is Arianna Huffington's voicemail for Cathy as a .WAV file (inviting her to swap houses and teenage daughters between the Westside and Silver Lake, and suggesting she start blogging for the Huffington Post) and a great tribute by Ken Layne's , who managed to fax it just in time and had Matt read it at the mic':

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"I'm sorry I can't be with you all tonight. Really truly sorry, because instead, I'm in Reno. 

Tonight we honor and abuse Cathy Seipp, someone so right-wing that Karl Rove won't even take her phone calls, for fear of alienating his base. 

I've known Cathy for five years, but I knew her byline long before that. Her fake byline, anyway. That was the brief Buzz Magazine era – that year or two when Los Angeles made a brave and ultimately failed attempt at literacy and it. 

Whether mocking the media in a glossy agazine full of Absolut ads or attacking the elite tendencies of television critics at an annual event she never misses because it's held 10 minutes from her house and she's a television critic, Cathy is the perennial outsider. 

If she had Peggy Noonan's gig in the eighties, Seipp would've had the poor Gipper bitching about how nobody would take him seriously because he was a cute Jewish reporter trying to make his way in a West Coast liberal newsroom ruled by feminist male chauvinists. 

While it's true that Cathy is now an official National Review culture warrior, her main job is appeasing terrorists and weakening America's resolve. She seems perfectly happy to live in the Sodom and Gomorrah of the screenwriting world, Silver Lake … a neighborhood that went 84% for Kerry in 2004, only because the other 16% were too busy shooting heroin with underage illegal immigrants. (But things weren't quite so one-sided in 2000, when it was an even split between Gore and Nader.) 

But even as she continues her extremely eccentric variation of conservatism – collaborating with te French, colluding with fake-Jewish Australian pornographers, drinking with a bunch of sleaze merchants from Showtime or whatever – I will tolerate and even praise Cathy Seipp because she has qualities all but unknown in the dull world of American journalism: She's actually a good person, she's funny as hell, and she's a great writer."

(credit photo Crank Yankers: Comedy Central)

Posted by Emmanuelle at September 18, 2006 2:01 PM
Comments


I assume you mean INvaluable commenter David "First" Scott.

"Unvaluable" means "worthless." Though Donna B. might agree with that assessment.

Posted by: LYT at September 19, 2006 5:55 PM

Darn! Me not speak English. Yes, you assumed right.
I owe you a link to this pic of LYT in action at the roast (Rob looks totally appalled)

Posted by: Emmanuelle at September 19, 2006 6:05 PM

Haha... not sure if that opinion is limited to Donna B. Nice to think so, though. :)

Posted by: David N. Scott at September 20, 2006 11:49 AM


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