Le Lapin Heather est une brillantissime blogueuse de Los Angeles et critique de télé pour Salon.com. Elle est aussi une sexybataire déchainée de 30 ans+, sans enfant, avec un chien qu'elle adore un peu trop. Et l'amazone se porte très bien, merci! Elle raconte son week-end avec, entre autres, une Française givrée, et réagit aux commentaires d'une lectrice horrifée. Dans la bagnole en route vers le mariage avec Matt et Jim, Heather posait des questions intriguées sur la télé en Europe. On a essayé de lui décrire Les Guignols de L'Info, The Office, et la scène de rasage pubien dans l'un des premiers épisodes de la version hongroise du reality show Big Brother (via l'expert Rick Bruner.) Tout cela lui donne envie de voyager davantage et/ou de s'équiper d'un énorme disque satellite en attendant la télé internet du futur que l'on nous promet depuis les années 90.
Just a note:
Can Emmanuelle dispense with the extremely overused hook of listing all her subjects pathetic shortcomings, followed by the phrase, "and she's doing very well, thank you."
It's tired, hack, and condescends to the reader who's already made up his or her mind about your subject's wretched life.
A childless, old, shrewish, single woman who substitutes her dog for a man to disguise her ineffectualness with the opposite sex, and whose job entials sitting on her ass watching horrible TV shows all day, is far, far, far from doing all right, thank you.
Jules, Heather is doing really well indeed, including with the opposite sex. It may be not what you want to hear...
Yes she must be.
I cannot see why any man would deny a woman who is so lathers herself so liberally in her own prose, I daresay almost as much as her annoying bean-filled dog.
She knows that we readers love her writerly indulgences almost as much as she, and we thank God every day that she is not unfairly saddled with a professional editor.
Heather has an intuitive writer's knowledge that elude many other women writers, and that is the majority of men always love pseudo-feminist ball busters. We worship them. Her eyes must be blackened by all the engagement rings flung in her 30 something year old face every day.
How she's been able to fight the scores of men longing to be corrected for eternity by Heather's verbose, yet rapier pseudo-feminist wit is beyond my ability to properly comprehend.
Emmanuelle, t's no wonder she hides behind you as a primitive but effective defense against the hetrosexual man-hoards.
Reading her blog, I'd have to agree.
Heather is one crazy wonk bitch with very ugly "man issues."
She writes like Camille Paglia's dumb/ugly sister.
In my opinion, if H would just get a boob job, all her man woes would disappear.
If she had a nice rack, more men that she would approve of would tolerate her for longer periods, since whenever she went on another long-winded diatribe on some silly faux-feminist issue, her potential second date could have something worth soliciting his attention until she got tired of talking and talking and talking about nothing.
Hi Emmanuelle:
I think the Euro-reality show to watch is "Pig Brother..."
http://www.wildtiere-live.de/